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    I am naked because.........

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    Post by Muffin Sat May 02, 2009 8:31 am

    Finish the sentence.

    I am naked because it is freezing outside and I want icicles hanging off of me.

    I am naked because the homeless man mugged my clothes.

    (Those are examples, now YOUR TURN!)


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    Post by Above Sat May 02, 2009 10:09 am

    I am Naked because muffin spiked my drink and attempted to do stuff to me Sad
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    Post by Bonacci Sat May 02, 2009 12:15 pm

    I'm naked because I'm a nudist
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    Post by Harry Sun May 03, 2009 1:57 pm

    Im naked because i love myself too much
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    Post by jasontsz1 Fri May 08, 2009 10:14 pm

    I'm naked because I'm in bed with a man
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    Post by Alice Fri May 08, 2009 10:47 pm

    I'm naked because I'm taking a shower.
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    Post by JasperHale Sat May 09, 2009 6:26 pm

    I am naked cuz i feel like it
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    Post by Above Mon May 11, 2009 12:32 am

    Im Naked Because i walked down an alley at night and was approached by 5 men all carrying Knifes
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    Post by jk716 Mon May 11, 2009 3:03 am

    i am naked because im waiting in your bed
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    Post by hellzfire312 Mon May 11, 2009 2:13 pm

    im naked because wearing clothes are for nubs
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    Post by Jordan:D Mon May 11, 2009 3:10 pm

    Im naked cuz im horny :]
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    Post by hellzfire312 Mon May 11, 2009 3:31 pm

    Im naked cuz Jordan wants me to be Razz
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    Post by Bonacci Mon May 11, 2009 3:47 pm

    I'm naked because clothes are for squares.
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    Post by Above Tue May 12, 2009 12:48 pm

    Im naked because i jizzed in my pants
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    Post by hellzfire312 Tue May 12, 2009 2:07 pm

    Im naked because in colder temp you makes more sperm cells
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    Post by Bonacci Tue May 12, 2009 10:13 pm

    hellzfire312 wrote:Im naked because in colder temp you makes more sperm cells

    Cold temperature also causes shrinkage. Lol
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    Post by JasperHale Sat May 16, 2009 1:29 pm

    I am naked cuz I have nothing else to do but laying in your bed masturbating
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    Post by Bonacci Sat May 16, 2009 6:37 pm

    JasperHale wrote:I am naked cuz I have nothing else to do but laying in your bed masturbating

    Totally uncalled for.
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    Post by Colour Mon May 18, 2009 9:57 pm

    I'm naked because its easier to move around.
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    Post by baalazmon Mon May 18, 2009 10:02 pm

    im naked because i have no clothes
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    Post by Colour Mon May 18, 2009 10:03 pm

    You hobo.
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