Pick up lines.

Example;;
*Baby, you THIEF! You stole my heart ( Love this line )

I put a tear in the ocean when you find it I’ll stop loving you

If you held up 11 roses into a mirror, you'd be looking at 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

here i go:
I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
Did it hurt? when u fell from heaven.
I lost my teddy bear would u sleep with me?
I lost my number can i have yours?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
People call me *insert name*, but you can call me Tonight!
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9?
Somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).
If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
If beauty were water you’d be the ocean.
If a star fell for every time I’ll think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.
If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.
Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because i think i scraped my knee when i fell for you.
Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.
I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.
Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.
I’ve been trying to see some stars tonight, but how can I when you are shining so bright?

i did this for a valentines day thingy at my school

If you was a car door...id be slamming you all day

Colour wrote:

Wouldn't that kill the person LOL!?

It means.....Sex.....

and....

alice has a sick sig?

Alice Fails At almost Everything

If you were a Barbie doll i would strip you off and play with you alll day. ROFL OWNED PICK UP LINE

Whats 127.0.0.1? o.o

Arikana wrote:

Bonacci wrote:Nerd Pick up line:

I want to take you 127.0.0.1

Hahaha! There's no place like home indeed. 8]

Jordan this CLEARLY shows that 127.0.0.1 means home

If you were a barbie doll i would strip you and play with you all night xD

Bonacci wrote:

YellowDucky wrote:If you were a barbie doll i would strip you and play with you all night xD

Do you have alzheimer or something? You said that already

Are you serious no way oh shyt de ja vu :O

Are you tired, because youve been running through my head all night.... screaming in terror

Do you want some gum? Cuz i want Chew!

I'm like a Rubix Cube, the ore you play with me, the harder i get!