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Colour- Social Butterfly
- Posts : 147
Join date : 2009-04-26
Location : Albertville
Muffin- Amateur
- Posts : 35
Join date : 2009-04-28
Age : 29
is ur dad a baker? cuz ur a cutie-pie!
Benanaaa- Beginner
- Posts : 17
Join date : 2009-05-19
Location : CA
the most original of them all
IF U WERE A BOOGER ID PICK U FIRST
IF U WERE A BOOGER ID PICK U FIRST
jebus- Beginner
- Posts : 20
Join date : 2009-04-25
Age : 30
Location : fort mcmurray alberta
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pussy alway's makes a happy cock.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
LOL
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pussy alway's makes a happy cock.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
LOL